Songs and chants
Here are a few little ditties you may hear at Goodison from time to time
Run, run wherever you may be
Cos we are the famous EFC
And we'll f*** you up wherever you may be
Cos we are the famous EFC
It's a grand old team to play for
It's a grand old team to support
And if you know your history
It's enough to make your heart go wooooah
We don't care what the Red Sh*te say
What the f*** do we care?
Cos we always know there's gonna be a show
And the Everton boys will be there
We hate Bill Shankly and we hate St John
But most of all we hate Big Ron
And we'll hang the Koppites one by one
On the banks of the royal blue Mersey
To hell with Liverpool and Rangers
We'll throw them all in the Mersey
And we'll fight fight fight with all our might
For the boys in the royal blue jersey
Koppites are gobsh*tes!
Koppites are gobsh*tes!
Duncan had a pigeon
A pigeon, a pigeon
Duncan had a pigeon
A pigeon he had
He flew it by day
And he flew it by night
He flew it over Anfield and it c***ped on the sh*te
(To be sung to Liverpool fans at the Derby)
F*** all!
You'll never win f*** all!
Na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, Cadamarteri
Danny, Danny Cadamarteri, Cadamarteri, Cadamarteri
(To the tune of `Yellow Submarine')
You are my Everton, my only Everton
You make me happy when skies are grey
You'll never know just how much I love you
So please don't take my Everton away
And it's Everton, Everton FC
Are by far the greatest team
The world has ever seen
(To the tune of `Go West')
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson
Duncan, Duncan Ferguson
Onward Evertonians
Onward for to see
See the royal twin towers
Our team at Wemb-er-lee
See the royal blue jerseys
As graceful as can be
Forging on to victory
And fighting constantly
Onward Evertonians
Don't let your pride be moved
Remember your song for Wembley is we shall not be moved
We shall not we shall not be moved
We shall not we shall not be moved
Just like a team that's gonna win the FA Cup
We shall not be moved
We want Johnson out! Say we want Johnson out!
We want Johnson out! Say we want Johnson out!
